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Target Shooting.[Jake x Reader]Target Shooting. by ChocoCrazeh
A bit of a drabble.
"Now,[Name],dear,you don't hold it like that."
"Well then,Jake,by being a wonderful boyfriend,can you at least HELP me out on this?"
Here you were,on your boyfriend's lovely island,trying to shoot at targets that were plastered on trees.
"Well,dear,I learned on my own for the hunt!"
"Well,I am not alone,Jake!"
Jake sighed and put your fingers in the right place,holding your hands with special care and his arms stuck right on top of yours.
"Now,there's the security,so we need to take it off..." You could practically hear him blushing like crazy as he put your thumb on the security check,clicking it off.
"Alright now,here are the rules.One,don't point the gun to your face dear,it'll cost you your life-"
"Jake,I already knew that." You smiled and kissed his nose,feeling special since it was so cute how he cared so much for you.
"W-Well,alright then!Two,always make sure y-you are completely sure
Angelfish Cake.THIS IS FROM AN INTRO,PLEASE GO LOOK FOR IT BEFORE READING THIS.Angelfish Cake. by ChocoCrazeh
"the Angelfish Cake,please."
Poppy smiled and nodded.
"And for you,Sirs?"
"Wwhatevver [Name]'s gettin'."
"THE FUCKING FISH SANDWHICH."
Eridan glared at Karkat,frowning as you chuckled.
"Great choice!That item has been getting us to the top!And,for your drinks,Madam and Sirs?"
"Alrighty-O!I will be back with your fantabulous orders!I hope you adore your items,Madam and Sirs!"
"This is better than I expected..." Eridan mumbled as Karkat ate his own food and you quietly ate your piece of the cake.
"Better than expected?Eridan,this is delicious!"
"NO,IT'S FUCKING STUFFY AND CHOKES ME,SO,FUCK IT,AND MAY IT BURN IN HELL." Karkat yelled,glaring at the cake he had tried to eat earlier.
"That's because you stuffed it in,Vvantas." Eridan rolled his eyes at the nubby-horned troll,thinking of the mystery-bloo
A Skull.THIS COMES FROM AN INTRO,SO,PLEASE,GO READ THAT FIRST,AND COME BACK HERE.A Skull. by ChocoCrazeh
You pulled it out,seeing as it was a green skull.
You're mind drifted to Jake English,and you frowned at the thought,thinking it would be the most boring thing in the world.
"Anyone got the skull?"
"That is my item,[Name]." a young,deep voice echoed across the room,and you faced the speaker.
You blushed lightly at your result,yet you smiled.
"Enough chit-chat,lets just move on,will we?" Dave groaned out,impatient.
"Calm down,Dave.We're getting there."
Aradia stood up from her seat and stood next to you,ready as she smiled.
"Are y0u ready,[Name]?"
"Of course!" You two grinned at each other before entering the small closet.
Dave locked it and sighed.
"Fifteen Minutes,don't waste your time."
"Fifteen?I thought you said seven!"
"Dave,[Name] is right.There is n0 explanati0n or c0verage to hide that y0u lied."
Sarah Smiles [Dave x Reader]Sarah Smiles  by ChocoCrazeh
You fooled me once with your eyes,
You fooled me twice with your lies!
"Red.Pure god damn red." [Name] chuckled and swirled in her red dress,smiling as her hair,slightly curled,swung gracefully.
"What charming words,Davey," She smiled and took my arm in hers.
"So,where are we going?"
"Someplace you're going to love,[Name]."
I smirked as she stared at the band,Panic!At The Disco,her eyes in pure amazement.
"D-Dave...how d-did you..."
"Get them to play here?Lets just say I have my contacts." I held out her chair for her as she sat and smiled up at me.
"Thanks.No boy's tried this hard before.How did you know they were my favorite band?"
"Your shirt the first time we met."
I sat down with her,and we began to talk about ourselves,laugh,live,and exchange opinions.
"So,what's your career?You know mine,a musician and shit,but what about you?"
Her eyes shimmered in excitement,sho