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Orange Soda"Excuse me,but I got this Orange soda first,so,could you take your hands off of it?"Orange Soda by ChocoCrazeh
"No way,Blondie.I got this fair and square,so,you get your hands off of it!"
"I swear on my name,Dirk Alexandra Strider,that I got this first."
"And I swear on my name,[Full Name],that I got this first."
"Just give it to me."
"Give it to me."
"Fine,then." He swooped down and kissed you,making you loosen your grip on the fruity carbon dioxide drink.
The next thing you know,the blonde,or,Dirk,as he said,was paying the drink at the register.
"H-Hey!G-Get back here!" You stammered as he stared at you with a poker face.
"H-How dare you!Steal my first kiss and take my orange soda!"
"Sorry Girly,but I had this fair and square."
"No you didn't!And,my name is [Name]!"
"Well,Sorry,Madam [Name],but,I gotta go." He turned for the door but you held him back.
"Oh no,Mister!I did not just come here all the way from my house,on the warmest day of
A whistle.BY THE WAY:A whistle. by ChocoCrazeh
THIS IS FROM AN INTRODUCTION IN MY GALLERY
GO LOOK AT IT BEFORE YOU READ!
You became interested in who it was,so you held it up in the air.
"Anyone's got a whistle?"
You whipped your head to a violet-blooded sea-dweller.
"Good job,[Name],you got fish-dick."
"Shut up,Strider!" You snapped at him,frowning.
"Anywways,do wwe go in or not?"
"No big deal,[Name]." You two got inside,side to side.
"Fifteen-Minutes!Don't waste it!" Dave yelled,locking the door.
"WHAT?I thought you said it was seven!"
"That's not irony,that's lies!"
"So what?I don't care.Now,start!"
You sighed,smiling at Eridan.
"Sorry I seemed mad. Dave can just be-"
"A big dick sometimes."
Eridan smiled at you,which is something he'd never done before.
"So,Eri,how come you got a whistle?I mean,wasn't that Kankri's whistle?"
You swore you could hear Kankri lecturing
Crab SushiTHIS IS FROM AN INTRO NAMED 'Crab Sushi and Angelfish Cake' READ IT BEFORE THIS,PLEASE.Crab Sushi by ChocoCrazeh
The Crab Sushi,Please!" You answered Poppy,and she grinned.
"Alright!Nice choice,they're the hit right now!And,for you gentlemen?"
"I'LL HAVE WHATEVER THE FUCK [Name]'S TAKING."
"Karkat!You can't curse like that!"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT?"
"It's okay,I don't mind!" Poppy inturrupted.
"I'll havve the vvegetarian fish soup,please."
"Fantastic choice,Sir!And,for drinks?"
"Alright!I'll be back in a flash with your orders!"
"Fuckin' horrible!" Eridan spewed out,spitting out the peice of crab Sushi you gave him.
"Delicious!" You muttered,chewing happily.
"FUCKING AMAZING." Kakrat replied,eating 3 more pieces.
"Karkat!You're going to choke!"
"I'MF NOF GOUN TO CHOKFE!" Karkat replied wi
Orange or Apple soda?[Dirk x Reader x Dave]Orange or Apple soda? by ChocoCrazeh
I make too many x Readers off the Striders.
The Striders belong to hussie.
You silently walked down the street to a tiny coffee shop,your absolute favorite.
It also had free Wi-Fi,so it was even more convient for you,and your wonderful laptop.
You entered the store and felt graceful at the scent of new and mint.
You sighed peacefully and sat down,plugging in your computer.
After a few minutes of doing nothing,you suddenly felt thirsty.
And,felt a sudden crave for your favorite drink.
You stood up from your seat and headed for the fruity drink.
There we go...
Now,lets pay for-
Okay,who is this guy?
You whipped your head at a blonde,shade-wearing boy.
You raised an eyebrow and frowned.
You frowned even more when he said,