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Who doesn't fucking LIKE SELF-INSERTS?!??!??!?!
Anyway,If I had to self insert in a shitty thing like Honestuck (ha,ha,just jk about the shitty thing) I'd be...
SPECTATOR.
BEST FUCKING SHIT EVER.
I'M JUST THIS PEICE OF SHIT THAT IS LOVE IN EVERYBODY AND JUST WALKS AROUND AND TRIES TO HELP THEM,EVEN TOUGH THIS BITCH CAN'T DO SHIT AND THAT THEY CAN'T SEE HER
best and most realistic self-insert
#fuckyall
[Homestuck x Reader]*
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I promise i'll make all the paths for this one. I know i've given up on all of my other x Readers,but I'm trying!Also,this is for the male characters of Homestuck.I might do one for females,if it is requested. ~
Your Author,ChocoCrazeh.
~!~
"Owwwww!"
Your eyes fluttered open to a sharp pain in your head,shallow and steady breaths flowing out as you sat up,clutching your head.
Your eyes carefully scanned the room. 
The walls were an odd color which you weren't fond of,and your computer sat on your bed as Dolls covered the sheets. You had gotten rid of them years ago when you were a child. What was happening?
You sighed,standing up and going over to your mirror.
Your eyes.
They were...blank.
There was no [Eye Color] irises,no pupils,just plain white.
And your head.
It dripped slowly down your forehead to your nose,that red liquid.
Suddenly the room tilted,causing you to fall as a woman in bright yellow garments walked towards you. You couldn't quite make out her features,but all you could see was her long and yellow dress.
"Hello!Hey,you awake?Sorry,I-I really n-need to warn people first before i-introducing them to the d-doors...But still,get up soilder!I don't have all day!But still,hello and welcome to dream bubbles!This is your afterlife,by the way." The woman said in such a mix of tones and voices it was impossible to understand how she felt.
You steadily stood up,eyes still hazy from the fall.
"W-What...?M-My...My afterlife?"
"Mhm!You died,you see!Such a heroic sacrifice,you are brave." She said in a cheerful yet sweet and montontic tone.
"W-Wait,I died?!"
"Of course!Do you not believe me?" 
"N-Not really...but..."
"[Full Name],killed by disaters unknown. Anyway,Come over here!" She squeaked,pulling your hand over to a dark room which you didn't even know was inside your house.
"Go choose a door,and quick!U-Unless y-you want to take y-your time,tha-ats okay..."
"B-but I don't even know you!"
"P-Please j-just call me Spectator,t-that's what m-most call m-me anyway..." She said as she pushed you to a set of doors.
"Q-Quickly,ch-hoose one..."
You slowly and shakily turned your hand to the...
Mulitcolored Doors.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: FUCK. THAT UPDATE HAD ME CRYIN,YO.
anyfuckin way,this is short,and I'm sorry. KOMENASAAAAI!

Bright Blue Door: 4
Red Door,which oddly has white splots of paint on it: 4
Candy Yellow Door,decorated with torn black lace: 4
Gold Door which had the paint chiping: 6
Black and White Door:
Burnt and bent door: 1
Rainbow Door: 2
Violet door with a scent of sea salt: 2
Please tell me which one you'd like to see first!
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I'm crying way too hard right now
my heart feels broke and my stomach is in twirls
tears smother my face as I fail to try to keep in stangled sobs.
No.
This can't be happening.
They're all...
dead...
*flips off Hussie and cries loudly in a corner,clutching my computer screen*
DID ANYONE ELSE CRY AT THE NEW UPDATE
I DID
LIKE
WAY TOO MUCH
FUCK YOU,HUSSIE.
FUCK.
YOU.
[Ciel Phantomhive x Reader]
"Cheater!Cheater,Cheater,Pumpkin Eater!" 
"I don't even like Pumpkin. I'm more into cakes."
"Liar!Since you're such a cheater,you eat Pumpkin everyday!" 
How childish you were when the young Lord Phantomhive beat you at chess.
You admit that you quite really hadn't gotten the hang of it,but that smirk on his face made you want to slap him.
Well,not really.
Okay,maybe not at all,because that smirk keeps getting attractive the more he gets older,but that's not the point!
He cheated at chess and you know it!
"You really are childish,aren't you,[Name]-san?" The eyepatch wearing blue haired boy said witht eh sigh,striking blue eye looking up at you. Even tough he was already 13 and you were just turning 11,You were about an inch taller than him,even with his high-heeled boots on.
"It's you that's childish and a Cheater,Ciel-kun!" You whined,crossing your hands over your neatly ironed [favorite color] dress that reached all the way down your heels. After all,in this era,showing merely an ankle bone was enough to get you kicked out of society.Well,that was for adults and such,but you liked to believe you were a proper lady.
"Just admit it,[Name]-san,you're terrible at chess and I beat you."
"I will never admit it because you cheated!"
"How dare you acuse me of such trickery?I am not fowl!"
"Yes you are,Pumpkin Eater!"
"Says the five-year-old stuck in an eleven-year-old girl's body!"
"Says the cheater in disguise!What did you do with my Ciel,Pumpkin Eater?!"
"This is ridiculous!"
"You're ridiculous,cheater!"
"Forget you,I'm going to go get a snack."
"I bet it's a pumpkin-flavored snack!"
"It is not!"
"Is to!"
"Is not!"
"Is to!"
And the agruement went on and on and on except for a few times when Sebastian,a pitch black butler which you have gotten used to,brought tea along with Briochés and cakes for Ciel and yourself to nibble on while the day dragged away. Sadly,you and Ciel didn't get to do much due to the fact that by the time Ciel was going to give up on the agruement your mother had already sent a Cart to send you back home.
"Goodbye,Childish [Name]-san."
"Goodbye,Ciel the Pumpkin Eater who is also a cheater-kun~!"
And as you rode away with your Maid you swore you could have heard from the blue-haired boy,
"Oh [Name]-chan.Please,never change."
~
Extended Happy Ending.
Your eyes widened in astonishment as the king of white,smooth and made out of pure marble,fell and rolled on the chess board,falling as it's crown shattered into peices.
"Do not mind the breaking and the loss of your king. Sebastian will buy a new chess set." He said,placing the chess peices in order.
"...You are such a cheater!"
"And you haven't changed."
"Cheater!"
"Child!"
Suddenly the both of you errupted in laughter,voices deeper than the last time you had called him a cheater since the two of you were now mature and married.
"You're ridiculous." Ciel mumbled,kissing your forehead.
"And you like pumpkin!"
"I do not!"
"I saw you eating pumpkin pie yesterday,so yes,you do!"
"Sebastian was running out of ideas and made me that!I didn't even like it."
"Pshaaaaw!I know you did,cheater!"
The two of you argued,giggling and chuckling happily.
Cheater or not,you loved him so much.
~
Extended Sad Ending
~
He really was a cheater. 
You had caught him today with a girl who's blonde hair was in large curls,both in a pair of pigtails.
Instead of walking back to your room like a good wife,you merely slumped down to the floor in the middle of the hall,tears streaming down your face as you sobbed,clutching your hair.
They were kissing,they were touching,they were much more passionate than you and Ciel ever were.
Ciel always cheated in every game the two of you played,he always had a bittersweet stare as if you were merely a doll he had gotten bored of.
And in that small,heated room in which the blonde and your husband were in,the blonde swiftly pushed away a chess set that was on the bed,thus causing the peices to fall down and roll on the floor,but the only peice that broke and shattered was the white queen.
The servants would be in their quarters and Ciel would be doing heaven knows what,so no one could hear you or the small plop! sounds your tears made as they fell down onto the smooth and cold floor.
He was a true cheater,and he always cheated. You even caught him with much more women and how he broke rules of the game of chess since you weren't fond of them,so he thought.
In chess and in love,the white queen will fall and the black king will rise.
You whispered to yourself with a forcefull smile as tears tainted your cheeks,making clear streaks,
"Cheater,Cheater,Pumpkin Eater."
Cheater.
OKAY
SO LIKE
I TRIED MAKING A CIEL X READER
IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL,DID IT?
Ciel-kun's soul and body belongs to Sebastian and the Kuroshitsuji anime and manga,
and you belong to who fucking KNOWS :D
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ChocoCrazeh
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Hello,I am ChocoChan~!
It seems you have encountered me,the emotionally unstable ChocoCrazeh female.
Analucia
Ana/Female/Unknown Age/Pansexual/Forever Alone
I love anime,web comics,and music~
Ask me whatever you'd like!
Favorite Animes:
Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji),
Hetaila,
Sword Art Online,
Attack on Titan (Shengeki no Kyojin),
Death Note.
Fandoms:
Hetaila,Doctor Who (9th),My Little Pony (Fading),Sonic (By a single Thread).
CAUTION:
This female loves to agrue and test people's abilities. TALK TO HER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
QUADRANTS:
♥: SodaBae (matesprit for fun) / CallMeBlackBeauty (girlfriend)
♦: DanniPrincessofPower
♣:
♠: -I'm going to kick an insufferable prick's ass and try to take off his sunglasses.-

Name: Ana
Homestuck God Tier: Sylph of Heart
Dream World: Derse/Prospit/Dual
Strife specibus: Clockhandkind/Whipkind/Ribbionkind
Land: Land Of Gems and Fire (LOGAF)
Modus: Crossword Modus/Pocket Modus
Zodiac Troll: Vriska Serket
Patron Troll: Equius Zahhak

ALSO:
My Profile Picutre belongs to SodaBae

ANYWAY:
Matesprit: :iconsodabae:
Sisters: :icondanniprincessofpower: and :iconshadowdragon773:
Interests
Who doesn't fucking LIKE SELF-INSERTS?!??!??!?!
Anyway,If I had to self insert in a shitty thing like Honestuck (ha,ha,just jk about the shitty thing) I'd be...
SPECTATOR.
BEST FUCKING SHIT EVER.
I'M JUST THIS PEICE OF SHIT THAT IS LOVE IN EVERYBODY AND JUST WALKS AROUND AND TRIES TO HELP THEM,EVEN TOUGH THIS BITCH CAN'T DO SHIT AND THAT THEY CAN'T SEE HER
best and most realistic self-insert
#fuckyall

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DanniPrincessofPower Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Dood I read your Ciel x reader
it gave me FEELS 
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ChocoCrazeh Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
THEN MY WORK IS DONE HERE
BAI BIYATCH
*flies away on yo feels*
No,but seriously,I fucking love the shit out of Ciel. I just had to do an x Reader for him <3
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DanniPrincessofPower Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I had intense feels at the extended sad ending 
ciel you bitch
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ChocoCrazeh Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Since when has Ciel not been a bitch?
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CallMeBlackBeauty Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Hey, baby <3
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ChocoCrazeh Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey,Darling!
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CallMeBlackBeauty Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Do you want my number?
You can't tex me when ever you want :D
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ChocoCrazeh Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry,I don't have a phone ^^;
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ChocoCrazeh Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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mUse-0f-space Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
someone rang?
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